Inspirational Parenting Quotes for Mother’s Day

Inspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers DayInspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers Day(Written by Elle Yi) Mother’s Day is right around the corner and what better way to celebrate than with funny and inspirational parenting quotes! Whether dealing with toddlers or teenagers, parenting is tough work! So I hope this selection helps us through the ups and downs of being a parent, letting us look at the brighter side of trying times. Or at least laugh at ourselves.

So enjoy this post, and feel free to laugh! It’s the best medicine,

and

it’s free! Happy Mother’s Day!

  • “A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes.” ~ Russell Lynes
  • “When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” ~ Erma Bombeck
  • Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.” ~ Bill Cosby
  • “You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” ~ Franklin P. Jones

 

  • “Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.” ~ Doug Larson.
  • “It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.” ~ Ben Bergor
  • “The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.” ~ Bill Cosby
  • “Mothers are all slightly insane.” ~ J.D. Salinger

 

  • “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ~ Milton Berle
  • “Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.” ~ Ed Asner
  • “Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.” ~ Peter Ustinov
  • “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” ~ Joyce Armor

 

  • “A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” ~ Tenneva Jordan
  • “A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.” ~ Peter De Vries
  • “Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” ~ Lisa Alther
  • “I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccolis.” ~ George Bush

 

  • “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
  • “Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.” ~ Author Unknown
  • “My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” ~ Mark Twain
  • “My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.” ~ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

 

  • “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” ~ Chinese Proverb
  • “You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back.” ~ William D. Tammeus
  • “It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.” ~ Helen Rowland
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Inspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers Day

Inspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers Day

 

Inspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers Day

Inspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers Day

Inspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers Day

Inspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers Day

Inspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers DayInspirational Parenting Quotes for Mothers Day

 

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